that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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