Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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