I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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