Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Is it penis luge time yet?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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