You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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