i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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