At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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