So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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