Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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