My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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