come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm always down for nudity.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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