it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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