You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The Olympian is in my bed
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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