Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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