its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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