In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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