S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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