jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
These tits shall not be calmed
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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