my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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