Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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