Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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