Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
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