and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Terrible idea I love it
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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