But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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