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we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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