My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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