I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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