You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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