Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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