That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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