all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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