We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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