You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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