he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
you told grandpa to call you daddy
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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