idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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