Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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