I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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