If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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