Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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