You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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