i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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