Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
