but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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