i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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