I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Let's get the cat blown out
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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