dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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