He is like the real live version of the state fair..
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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