1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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