Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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