New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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