I want to stick my p in your. b.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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