So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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