Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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