I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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